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Member	Avatar	Photo	Description
Jimbob Clan Leader Council Member, War Arranger, Server Admin, Forum Admin			Jimbob (aka Schpanken, aka Sp@nkbob) Has lead our band of weasels to many superb victories against the odds... and also a few utter tragedies :) But hey nobody's perfect. Having evolved from Thomson spray boy in original CoD to BAR and rifle master. He's always looking to improve himself and fellow clan members. Quotes: "Take it you BI*!" - "Ohh you weeeasel!" - "Now that's gotta pi him off!" - "ahh the old Jimbob magic" - "I love it when a plan comes together.."
Neej Council Member War Arranger			The Clan's original Mr Angry. The Ying to PK's Yang, always ready with a scathing put down to any player who gets a bit too far ahead of themselves - or anyone else really! Neej is usually the one who sparks off the now legendary team kill sessions just before matches. DISCLAIMERClan Dare cannot be held responsible for anything Neej says******* Quotes: “Bunch of mincing fgots!” - “F**GOTS!!”
Aslan Council Member			Aslan (aka THE PFUNFER. aka The Lawnmower. aka The Yawnmower) YNP leader and feared original mp44 master. He's now been weened off the 44 and can be found on rifle servers or in one on one sessions with his partner in crime Schpanken. Proning can be a problem sometimes - The Pfunfer goes down on everyone... Quotes: "SCHPANKEENN!" - "Oh I Don't Believe it" - "Oh FFS" - "YA! YA!" - "I'm the wrong side of 30 but still fairly agile on the keys for my age."
Fraky: Council Member			Mp44 demon (another addict) but has taken to sniping of late. Possibly the secret love child of Eddie Murphy. Fraky is famous for his HUGE contribution to the clan... isn't that right Fraky? ......... "y" ..... :P Quotes: "Hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" - "Eddie Murphy laughHeh Heh Heh" - "f* " - "you *****" - "Yerrrr very funny" - "PK you camper"
PK Council Member			PK (aka "THE AMBASSADOR") He's the guiding light of the clan, our conscience and our better nature... If he's not about expect to be abused, kicked or banned. We spend most of our TS time fighting the urge to say "awww" and hug him. Don't let that fool you tho - he may spread the love but he can be a deadly opponent and is one of Clan Dare's finest. Quotes: "Sorry" - "Thanks" - "Ohh Well Done" - ....................... "fk y Fraky"
WhiteBull Web Master Feeder of horse			"The WhiteBull of Mexico". He can be found grazing the fine fields of Norfolk and feeding the horse of all the women who travel to meet him... If you hear what sounds like a stampede followed by a whipcrack and someone screaming "AAAAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrriiiiibbbbbaaaa!" You know he's close by!
Cannon Fodder Clan Member			Cannon Fodder (aka "The Satchel") Earned his aka name working with Jimbob on satchel throwing for s&d matches. We're not sure whether he's killed more of us (particularly Jimbob!) than the enemy... but one things for sure if The Satchel is close, whoever you are... run for cover! Quotes: "Sorrysilence"(after blowing up himself and half the team)"Hehehe eat that"(After blowing up most of the enemy team)
Cheeky Monkey Clan Member			"I'm a great lover of the MP44 and live in the shadow of the great Aslan, our YNP leader. By day I'm a normal teacher but by night I can be found combing chavtastic Yarmouth for any potential new recruits. Not got anybody to join yet, I don't think they like the uniform?!?!? Enjoys a cheeky chuckle after a clubbing and hearing the victim curse, although my need for a clubbing some times can be my down fall. Can't sit still for too long so am often running around, which is why my ratio is around the 1 mark. If I was patient I would be awesome, just ask the wife!!! LOL!!!"
Goose Clan Member			(aka "Goose the Sniper") There's only one way to decribe Goose - a nutter! He's served in the army himself but has long since returned to civvie life. Goose knows more about shooting things than all of us put together! He can be found sniping in bushes... windows... in trucks... don't expect him to use any other weapon! In case you were wondering... yes that's Goose.... holding a Goose!! :D
Private Bryan Clan Member			We've not seen much of Private Bryan since he joined us over 6 months ago. He's hoping to get more time to improve his skills and join us for another session soon! Having notprovided me any pics I'm afraid in time honoured fassion i've found some for him. A particularly gay photo of Matt Damon for his mug shot might make him send me a replacement! Although Tangers has been happy with fagpuss for years :S
Rabies Clan Member			Rabies can usually be found picking up his limbs on Cassino! Has been known to be a weasel with nades and sniping... and is also famous for an inspired round on Rocket where he massacred the enemy and set the bomb to win the map! Quotes: "Oh my f****** god" - "I don't believe it" - "...didn't have to blast him, but I did any way, Ha Ha Ha Ha, young punk had to pay!" Please Note: DON'T TRY THIS A HOME KID'S.
Swiss Tony Clan Member			Swiss Tony is a new member. He's already showing some talent with the light weapons. Quotes: "Hehehe coughcough", "Where-wher-where, oh..... i'm dead", "Get out the way Goose!", "Playing CoD is like making love to a beautiful woman"
Tangerine Clan Member			Tangers loves his specialist weapons and almost always opts for DMG's or snipers turning up where you least expect him. He's never provided a pic or info for the roster and seems happy with the "Fagpuss" pic... we assume he loves it! Unfortunately we don't see him that often so he comes in rusty a lot of the time. He says it's because "he has a life"... he's probably right :S
Topps Clan Member			Topps has returned! Another mp44 addict, Topps has some incredible accuracy combined with weasel cunning. Has a reputation for very "UNCLEAN" settings and dodgey bullet proof moments. But we can vouch for the fact he's too much of a monkey to be cheating! He just has some Zen like skill that us mortals can't fathom.

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